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Munky Nipple 88: haha
Munky Nipple 88: mike is stuck behind a cemetary
Munky Nipple 88: in the mud
Munky Nipple 88: he had to call the police
Munky Nipple 88: who are calling a tow truck
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[06 Apr 2004|12:30pm] |
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=|. I am so tired of being sick, and my leg, and things at home sucking, and always getting in trouble, and always fighting with people who think they know what is best for me, and feeling like I am stressing people out I mean its not like I make that up, I read it in peoples livejournals, I listen to it on the phone.. you know.. its not like I'm crazy and thinking that, its really happening.
I didn't go to school today. Fuck that. I will have so much makeup work to do, and chances are my mother will catch me, and I just.. don't care, which isn't good. Because I want to care. And I just don't anymore. I think I have given up on life without trying to.
Haley got her lisence. Thats good.
=|. Today is a gross day. I took a shower.. watched some episodes of Sex in the City, and got a really strange call on my cell phone from Jay. Whatever. I am tired of having my head played with. They will do what they will do wether I listen to them talk about it or not so why waste my time listening. I will just not worry about it until I need to. I don't wanna think about them.
I think I'm going to go do some homework so I don't completely fall behind. Saturday there is a dance thing for my cousin rachel who died of Menangitis on Christmas Eve, and then Sunday I am going back up to Hancock to have easter with my dad's side of the family (the side we all hate) because my nana and aunt paula (the beast she is) and little cousin james (gross kid) are moving to PA and I will never see them again. Thank God. So I need to go say bye to the whole family. =| oh well, its worth wasting one day so that I don't need to see them anymore. They are family, I shouldn't feel this way.
I hope all you had a better day than me.
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today sucked. tomorrow 8:10: orthopedic appt.
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Yesterday was muy divertido. (very fun). I went out with Mike and we went under a bridge and honked.. and we went to Target.. and we had to keep stopping cuz I was having problems dealing with the whole cruches thing. =|. So anyway.. then Talia called us and needed a ride home from the mall with Brittany. So we went and got them and then I went on my first trip to Tali-o's house. First I had to master the stairs. That was pretty hard.. there was a lot and I almost fell. =|. Its ok though. We finally made it.. and then we saw kitty poop in the doorway. GROSS. Talia grated a block-o'cheese and made nachos!!! Mmm they were good. Then we had hot chocolate and I had a cup from Red Arrow. =D. Excelent! Then I fell asleep cuz I felt like crap. Then when I woke up.. Mike and I brought Brittany home, then Mike dropped me off. I slept and took medicine. Then Nana came over. =|. Gross. THEN TALIA CAME OVER at like.. 8:00. We ate lots of food and we watched Amelie and Honey. They were good. =p. Then we made something special, and after that we tried to go to sleep at about 12. After trying to fall asleep for about 30 seconds and being unsuccessful, we began talking. We talked until about... 3.. and then we made a vow of silence. Then we fell asleep. We had to get up at like.. 8:45 because Talia's mom said she would be here at 9, but she didn't come till like.. 9:30.. ew. We got up that early for NOTHING. But now I need to go to Berlin, and i need to ask Mike a ?. I think I will drive. I think my knee needs to stop being a BITCH.
Have a good day all you corn pops.
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[24 Mar 2004|08:11pm] |
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Marriage counceling
A husband and wife went to see a marriage counselor, who said to them, "Let's start by talking about something the two of you have in common."
The husband thought for a moment and said, "Well, neither of us sucks dick."
Go down in flames
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.
It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing.
When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
"Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep in the water, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
Our hero stands up defiantly and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"
Dont spill the paint
A man and his girlfriend were messing around in bed.
"Slow down, baby," she said. "Foreplay is an art."
"Well, you better get your canvas ready," he said, "because I'm about to spill my paint!"
Wet blondes
Why don't blondes water ski?
Because they lie down as soon as their crotches get wet.
Tiger, the tiger
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big
thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one
guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the
golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you
went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What
are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going
to call room service and get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second
time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a
second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now
what are you doing?" she asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I
was going to get room service to get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do
that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it
again." The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one
more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to
the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room
service?" "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for
this damn hole."
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[24 Mar 2004|03:55pm] |
A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.
He said no.
She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever. He said no.
She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away.
He again said no.
She had heard too much.
She needed to leave.
As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay.
He said, "You're not pretty. You're beautiful."
"I don't want to be with you forever. I need to be with you forever."
"And I wouldn't cry if you walked away. I would die"
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| Um read this you $ whore! |
[24 Mar 2004|07:19am] |
1.What makes you laugh?: my friends.. the sound file on my computer that is laughter that me and Mike made.. =D
2.Who is your hero?: I don't have one.
3.Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?: um.. oh that is a hard one.. well.. I am not sure.. but I know it could not possibly be mike.. by the time we were untied I would want to kill him.
4.How many pairs of shoes do you own?: 47, I just went and counted! =o
5.Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?: in my closet.. lol.. I always find dirty socks at the bottom of my closet.
6.Who do you blame for your mood today?: something Joe said to me.
7.If the Internet were sex... I would: woah.. I would be one of those all day free nights and weekends whore
8.Have you ever seen a dead body?: yes, quite a few..
9.What is something scientists need to invent?: a cure for AIDS
10.What should we do with stupid people?: make them carve pencils out of trees
11.Have you ever broken a bone?: yes.. my arm.. a few toes too
12.Do you watch local news? Why?: no I don't
13.What happens after you die?: um.. people will move on and will have one less person to fight with
14.How big is your bed? Big enough?: twin. Definately not big enough.
15.How long do you think you will live?: "7 days"
16.Coke or Pepsi?: MOUNTAIN DEW
17.Love or Lust?: love
18.cats or dogs?: dogs! I did love my kitty though. rip
19.meal or dessert?: dessert
20.east coast or west coast?: EAST COAST
21.tall or short?: short =|
22.football or baseball?: football
23.outside or indoors?: outside
24.blonde or brunette?: brunette
25.apples or oranges?: apples
26.aol or yahoo?: uh. I don't use either of them
27.stars or moons?: stars. I saw a shooting star once.. with Mike.. on top of harrison hill.. we were sitting in the middle of the road in the dark when it was snowing. <3
28.Night or Day?: day. Nights tend to not be as mentally good as days.
29.Ugly and Sweet or Hott and Mean?: Ugly and Sweet
30.Hot or Cold?: hot
31.Prep or Punk?: is there a mix of that possible?
32.Winter or Summer?: summer.... <3
33.McDonalds or Burgerking?: BURGER KING
34.Hard or Soft?: Soft
35.Do you drink?: I have. I don't make it a super habit.
36.Have you ever gotten drunk?: yes
37.Do you smoke?: NO
38.Are you prude?: definately not.
39.Are you a virgin?: no
40.Are you smart?: .... mmm I can be.
41.Are you ugly?: what kind of question is this. You can comment your answer.
42.Are you pretty?: what kind of question is this. You can comment your answer.
43.Are you trustworthy?: yes
44.How many pairs of shoes do you have that actually fit?: I already answerd this!
45.What size bra do you wear?: 32 D
46.Have you ever colored your hair?: hilighted..
47.What pieces of jewlery do you wear everyday?: Ring, necklace, earings
48.Do you have a cell phone?: yes I do.I have 3! not all work.. but I do have them! (1 does work by the way)
49.Who do you talk to the most on aim? phone?: aim... Haley.. or Talia.. on the phone.. Mike.
50.What color(s) is your room?: raspberry, lime green, yellow
51.Do you have a computer in your room?:no =|
52.Do you wear makeup?: yes
53.Do you paint your nails?: yes I do
54.What size shoe are you?: 8
55.Have you ever gotten kicked out of the movies?: no
56.What kinds of music do you listen to? (Name some bands/artists): um.. Simple Plan.. Story of the year, FRANKEE, Eamon, Staind, Sugarcult, SOMETHING CORPORATE <3
57.Have you ever went up to a random person and done something stupid?: hahaha.. this one time at band camp.. well.. nvm.
58.What's the name of your crush/boyfriend/girlfriend??: there isn't one.. Kevin and I are over.
59.i like monkies:OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! This question is fucking awesome. I LOVE MONKEYS
60.can sex wait: I am never going to have sex again. It can definately wait forever.
61.most horrible word: I am not sure.. I will get back to you
62.'love' is used too often: I think people throw love around with girlfriends and boyfriends like it means absolutely nothing.. believe me.. we don't know what love is yet.. we just don't.. even if we think we do. As far as it goes to other people not including girlfriends and boyfriends.. like.. best friends.. I don't think its said nearly enough.
63.speaking in rhyme is: not hard.
64.woohu is: what?
65.football is: muddy <3
66.is cheerleading a sport?: If I put my hair in a pony tail on top of my head and said something like "Hey, I can't have buffalo wings, I can't eat a buffalo its gross" Would I be doing a sport? That is all cheerleaders do. X
67.blondes are: not having more fun. Redheads have more fun!
68.midgets are: =O me. =|
69.you hate: nobody. Promise.
70.bananas are: disgusting! But they smell good when they are not open yet.
71.sunsets are: <3 amazing I love them. I used to go to Massabesic with Mike and we would watch them.. but.. only once it was good.. and it wasn't worth it for the walk home in the super dark woods and almost stepping on a dead fish A HUGE UGLY ONE =|
72.tattoos: <3 I want one.
73.school is: exhausting
74.my favorite thing is: friends and Chicken Nuggets
75.music: the best thing people ever came up with.. I am ALWAYS listening to it, Like now.
76.favorite feature in the opposite sex is: abs.. pecs.. eyes.. arms.. hair..
77.instant messaging is: super. Nobody likes it though.
78.favorite flower is: white and pink roses
79.pictures are: memories
80.milk is: milky
81.this survey: is making my knee hurt
82.shoes: pretty <3
83.re-makes of old movies are: not a good idea
84.Do you like Canada?: never been, but I hate it, I hate the "ay?" thing
85.I just got my own way, instead of you getting yours. Are you pissed?: =| YES
86.Does Britney Spears turn you on?: ....
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"Remember when boys meant "yuck" and friends were new, dreams were unshattered and worries few... recess was too short and life was too long, decisions came easy with no need to belong... storks delivered babies and passions weren't so strong, friendships were unbroken, right was right, wrong was wrong... bad things didn't happen, only skinned knees brought tears, the night light in its socket quieted all of our fears... farewell meant just for summer and real friends didn't part, the fun went on forever until one day we all grew up..."
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A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B - You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C - You definitely have a partier side in you, dont be shy to show it.
D - You have trouble trusting people.
E - You are a very exciting person.
F - Everyone loves you.
G - You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H - You are not judgemental.
I - You are always smiling & making others smile.
J - Jealousy.
K - You like to try new things.
L - Love is something you deeply believe in.
M - Success comes easily to you.
N - You like to work, but you always want a break.
O - You are very open-minded.
P - You are very friendly and understanding.
Q - You are a hypocrite.
R - You are a social butterfly.
S - You are very broad-minded.
T - You have an attitude, a big one.
U - You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V - You have a very good physical and looks.
W - You like your privacy .
X - You never let people tell you what to do .
Y - You cause a lot of trouble.
Z - You're always fighting with someone.
T - You have an attitude, a big one.
I - You are always smiling & making others smile.
F - Everyone loves you.
F - Everyone loves you.
A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
N - You like to work, but you always want a break.
Y - You cause a lot of trouble.
Hm. Interesting.
I am so bored and I need to brush my teeth cuz I just got up.
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Fuck you right back- Frankee (In response to Eamon-Fuck it) OMG LISTEN TO THIS!
Oh oh
Oooh
No no no
(You know there is two sides to every story)
See, I don't, know why
You cryin like a bitch
Talkin shit like a snitch
Why you, write a song bout me?
If you really didn't care, you wouldn't wanna share
Tellin everybody just how you feel
Fuck, what I did, was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Don't go cryin you didn't mean jack
Well, guess what yo, fuck you right back
What I did, was your fault somehow
The presents, I threw all that shit out
Don't go cryin you didn't mean jack
Well, guess what yo, fuck you right back
You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to do your friend
Now you want me to come back, you must be smokin crack
I'm goin else where and that's a fact
Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, aren't you proud?
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well, guess what yo, your sex was wack
Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, I'll rent you out
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack
Whoa, whoa
Uh uh yeah
Whoa, whoa
Uh uh yea
Whoa, whoa
Uh uh yea
Whoa, whoa
Uh uh yea
You questioned, did I care?
Maybe I would howl if you wanna come to me
Now it's over
But I do, admit I'm glad I didn't catch your crabs
I can't swear bad cause I got to go
Fuck, what I did, was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Don't go cryin you didn't mean jack
Well, guess what yo, fuck you right back
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Today was... exciting. We had a noon dismissal. Haley came home with me and we watched music videos and did homework. =p. We had fun. We ATE FOOD. Then it started to snow.. I was supposed to go to palaties tonight.. =| didn't happen. So.. I wrote an english paper on events that have shaped me to be the person that I am today. Too bad I couldn't write what I wanted to. And I went outside.. and sat on the swing.. and just sat there and listened to it snow..
I talked to Mike last night. First time in a long time. I was pretty happy.. until we talked about.. things that made it so that when we hung up I wasn't so happy.. its not that I was mad at him.. its just.. it kind of made me sad.. cuz.. what I said was true.. I wouldn't have wanted him there under any other circumstances.. but I wanted him to be there so bad because I knew he wouldn't sacrafice hanging out with friends to be with me. =|. He hasn't and he won't. But I don't really want to talk about that. It doesn't matter. I love Mike. He is my best friend. He isn't perfect.. but neither am I.. he does his best, and I am happy with that. <3 Speeking of the devil.
Munky Nipple 88: MIKE
DharmaBum9287: TIFF
Munky Nipple 88: >=| you have been online for 10 minutes and you have yet to say "HI TIFF!"
DharmaBum9287: i know
DharmaBum9287: my computer isnt being very cooperative
DharmaBum9287: like..
Munky Nipple 88: yeah mm hmm right.
DharmaBum9287: it wasnt opening anything up and then all of a sudden it did
DharmaBum9287: and i just got here
Munky Nipple 88: mm hmm
Munky Nipple 88: mm hmm
Munky Nipple 88: I understand
DharmaBum9287: my mom was like "MIKE!!!" i was like "WHAT" shes like "The DVD PLAYER!!!" in this 'its your fault' tone, and i was like "WHAT ABOUT IT?!?! YES ITS A DVD PLAYER"
Munky Nipple 88: hint: if I were you I would say "HI TIFF HOW WAS YOUR DAY!?"
Munky Nipple 88: thats nice
DharmaBum9287: HI TIFF HOW WAS YOUR DAY?!
Munky Nipple 88: Well Hi Mike! My day was as beautiful as your belly button, how was yours?
current clothing: green pants.. black tanktop..stuff I wore to school
current mood: very happy
current taste: origional goldfish
current hair: um.. disaster.. lol
current annoyance: the sound of the diswasher
current smell: my dog.. she was outside.. now.. she smells like a dog
current thing you ought to be doing: homework.. =p
current jewelry: mm.. none.. lol
current book: The Divinci Code and Huck Finn.. and.. Mirror Image.. hm.. where did all these books come from.
current refreshment: saliva!
current worry: my homework will never be DONE
current crush: I don't want to be with anybody at this point.
current favorite celebrity: Hm. Nick Lachey 4 ever baby
current longing: I WANT THE DISHWASHER TO SHUT UP
current music: one more time.. the dishwasher..
current wish: the dishwasher..
current lyric in your head: "They don't love you like I love you..."
current makeup (if you're a girl!): mascara.. eye shadow.. lipgloss
current undergarments: Tuesday's!
current regret: um.. I don't have one.. honest
current desktop picture: me and talia!
current plans for tonight/weekend: tonight.. none.. this weekend.. LOTS
current cuss word you've used: shit
current disappointment: grades.. school.. Katie..
current amusement: Kevin
current IM/person you're talking to: Kevin
current love: don't got one
current obsession: bubble baths!
current avoidance: Joel. He did not ask me how I was.. now I don't want to talk to him.
current thing or things on your wall: in my room? BOYS
current favorite book: Mirror Image
current favorite movie: Finding Nemo..
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[15 Mar 2004|07:02am] |
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Yesterday...
More fish died =|. I am now left with only 2 fish, and one of them is going back to the store cuz he eats all the other fish, and the only one that will be left is dying I think. So. I have a conclusion. I need more fish. Either that, or I need to do the fish a favor and stop buying them! =|.
I went to visit Rachel yesterday. =|. I wish she was doing better. I will... I don't know. I will try to see if I can work something out with Christine... =| I feel bad.
I CAN SEE TALIA! AND I CAN SEE ANYBODY! Just.. not Mike. "um ok Mom I will go hang out with people that are all Mikes friends! I am glad you think that is ok!". She is dumb. I am glad she is dumb though. Cuz.. well.. if she wasn't dumb I wouldn't be grounded.. but at the same time if she wasn't dumb.. I wouldn't have such a.. dumb punishment.
I went to see the Passion yesterday. I saw Mike! He is a working boy! Ew. The movie was GROSS =|. If we go as a school I am not going. Ick. Like.. it was.. a powerful movie.. but.. it wasn't a GOOD movie. Like.. finding nemo is a GOOD movie.. this was not a GOOD movie.. if you don't understand then I cannot explain it to you cuz.. that is the best I can do. lol.
So yeah, I saw Mike. I went to pee a little while after the movie started.. but.. =| I could not find him. Chantal said that she was working too.. but.. =| I did not see her either!
Well I am very happy to say that when I awoke this morning no fish had decisesd in the night. =D. How exciting! Both my fish are still alive!
Too bad I have a baggie on top of the refridgerator with 3 dead fish in it. =|
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[14 Mar 2004|10:37am] |
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So she says
"Everyone's going to the party,
won't you come if I come
with a friend for your friend?
I'd be so pleased to see you
out of the classroom wearing the smile that I'll bring you.
I was hoping to learn a few things like..
Do you do you like dishing the dirt
on the whole class &
talking the big smack &
playing the fool &
wearing all of the latest fashions
or bucking the new trends
wearing your old threads.
If you like taking a cup of coffee in the evening.
These are a few things that I'd like to know
that I'd like to know"
So I said...
"I've been scheduled to work but I'll call in
and my friend isn't busy
he'd be happy to join me
and maybe my friend
and your friend
will hit it off or maybe we will?"
I'm dying to know
do you do you like dreaming of things
so impossible or only the practical
or ever the wild or waiting through all your bad bad days
just to end them with
someone you care about
and do you like making out
and long drives and brown eyes
and guys that just
don't quite fit in
yeah do you like them
So yes, I'll see you there.
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I feel much better.
I GOT FISH!
-Nomar
-Lola
-Osama
-Spitfire
-Houdini
=p I had Omar.. but.. he died last night.
RIP!
I talked to Mike. And I saw him for a little bit today.
DharmaBum9287: we are good
Now I feel better.
Today mom told me I can hang out with ANYBODY IN THE WORLD except for Mike. Ok. Um.. if I want to see Mike.. I will just hang out with Talia.. and Tara.. or.. other of Mike's friends! How stupid is my mom?
Busy day tomorrow.
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I have commented in many livejournals this morning.. =p bahhh I am the comment-o monster. My conversation with Mike was in no way positively motivating.. I wish I hadn't talked to him. I felt much better BEFORE. I have a bad dream remady! It really works. Well.. it works for me!: Make your bed and when you do, put it so that your head is where your feet normally is. Like, put your blankets that way, and put your pillow that way.. and don't move your bed or anything.. and just sleep that way. It works. Well for me it does. Ok now that you think I am a freak! I have listened to many many many songs today. I am very excited to start my day. I want to go to school.. today is Friday! =p. I don't know if I happen to have any plans this weekend.. I think I am going to go to the dance tonight =p get my boogy on. There are no definate promises though! Well.. I bet will. I think it would be fun. So I will bring money for a ticket. TALIA NEVER WRITES ABOUT ME IN HER LIVE JOURNAL =|. That is sad. I have to go and brush my teeeeeth and do all my morning get ready stuff! I hope everybody has an AMAZING day!  You are Jayne Mansfield. You are very much into yourself, and perhaps even stuck up. You are crazy and will do anything for attention and publicity. Which vintage pin-up girl are you? (Results contain pictures) brought to you by QuizillaI am INSULTED! =O! |
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Time to turn over a new leaf; start a new life.
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Teenagers
Don't mess with mothers....
My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough, to put me in my place.
Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The "Children's Bill of Rights."
It says I need not clean my room,
don't have to cut my hair.
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.
I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
and I sure don't have to pray.
I can wear earrings if I want,
and pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
get tattoos from head to toe.
And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.
Don't you ever touch me,
my body's only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.
Don't preach about your morals,
like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!
Mom, I have these children's rights,
so you can't influence me,
or I'll call Children's Services Division,
better know as C.S.D.
Of course my first instinct was
to toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
made me think a little more.
I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.
Next day I took him shopping
at the local Goodwill Store.
I told him, "Pick out all you want,
there's shirts & pants galore.
I've called and checked with C.S.D.
who said they didn't care
if I bought you K-Mart shoes
instead of those Nike Airs.
I've canceled that appointment
to take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. is unconcerned
so I'll decide what's best.
I said "No time to stop and eat,
or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
to make your own sack lunch.
Just save the raging appetite,
and wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
a favorite dish of mine.
He asked ""Can I please rent a movie,
to watch on my VCR?
"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
for new tires on my car.
I also rented out your room,
you'll take the couch instead.
The C.S.D. requires
just a roof over your head.
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
will buy me something neat.
I'm selling off your jet ski,
dirt-bike & roller blades.
Check out the "Parents Bill of Rights,"
It's in effect today!
Hey hot shot, are you crying,
why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
instead of C.S.D..?
I got that in an email today. I liked it. I am glad to say that today my mood is a LITTLE bit better than it was yesterday... everything I said in that last entry definately still applies though. I do still feel that way. when I said those things yesterday though, I was quite upset, and the conversations I had after I wrote that, made me even more upset.. and while I didn't sleep last night.. I thought about things like friends, and life.. and forgiveness, and love.. and.. a lot of things. There is just so much that has gone through my mind.. I don't know.. I do have a lot of homework to do.. so I am going to go to bed. I have a couple things to say to a couple people though.
Talia- <3 thank you, and we need to... do something...
Mike..- I sent another thing in the mail today.. a little better than our conversation last night.. and like with the first one if you have somethign to say call my cell phone and leave a voicemail.
Kevin- uh.. I will see if I can call you some time tomorrow.
Ok.. I can't think of anything else..
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